SWEET eShakti Promo Code!

Raise your hand if you've ever found an item of clothing you'd be totally in love with ... if only it had a different neckline, or different sleeves, or was a different length.

Raise your hand if shopping for clothes frustrates you because it's hard to find the right size and fit (because you have a short waist and long ape arms ... oh, just me then?).

Raise your hand if you would love a huge selection of beautiful, unique, affordable yet high-quality clothing  ... that you could customize for a perfect fit and style.

Now stop doing all that hand-raising (nice pits, by the way) because eShakti is about to make your dreams come true!

If you've never heard of them, you're in for a treat - just click on over to their site and prepare to be wowed. eShakti is an awesome company that not only makes cute clothing in a vast range of styles, but then allows you to customize them to your liking. Found an adorable blouse but the sleeves aren't long enough to cover your embarrassingly crusty elbows? No problem - just order it with longer sleeves! Spotted a dress you adore, but you wish it were a little shorter to show off those sexy legs you did approximately 8 million squats to achieve? Not an issue - just have them shorten the hemline! Even if you love the design as-is, you can still enter your personal measurements to ensure a perfect, tailored-just-for-you fit. Or, if you're lazy like me, you can just specify the size you want, without specifying any further details. That's as simple as online shopping gets, people.  

With sizes ranging from XS to 3Xplus the option of sending in your exact measurements? You're pretty much guaranteed to find something that will not only fit, but flatter (unless you're, like, the size of Tinkerbell, or so big you have to live in a circus tent).

Besides that, this stuff is cute. I swiped pics of a few of my favorite pieces, but seriously, check out eShakti for TONS more.

I could've gone on forever, y'all. Trust me. There's just so much awesome stuff. I didn't even show you any of the skirts ... oh, or the pants ... or the jackets or jewelry or ... well, you get the point.

And as if you could possibly want any more selection? Most of the items come in a whole bunch of colors.

Anyway, prepare to be dazzled even further because this amazing company has generously offered my readers a special promo code! When you find the clothing of your dreams at eShakti, just enter the code FIGHFRUMP0811 and get a whopping TWENTY DOLLARS OFF your purchase! This code is good through September 15th, 2011, so get to shopping!

Here are the specifics in small print to make it look all official and stuff: The discount code is not case sensitive.  Only one gift certificate can be used per order.  The code can be used any number of times until the validity period.  This discount code is not applicable on the Overstock category.  This cannot be clubbed with any other offer / discount that may be active during this period.

What are you waiting for? eShakti is making the battle against frumpiness so much easier to handle!

EdenFantasys $50 Gift Card - UPDATED!

And the winner, per Random.org, is lucky commentor # 5 ...


Congratulations, lady! You've got $50 in EdenFantasys shopping to do!

You know what's coming up, y'all? Valentine's Day. The one day of the year when, if you observe the holiday with your significant other in even the slightest capacity, you're almost guaranteed to ... you know, get some. And I'm not talking about chocolate.*

*Although, I mean, an extra-large heart shaped box of Turtles would totally hit the spot too.

Because who doesn't give it up on Valentine's Day?

Actually, I guess I am talking about chocolate - if you put it in this context:

Friends, meet the Kama Sutra Sweet Heart Chocolate Box.   

Now, those who know me even casually know that there's very little I won't do for some chocolate - and I'm sure I'm not alone. So whoever came up with the idea of combining it with some fun bedroom stuff is pure genius. Chocolate Creme Brulee body souffle, Dark Chocolate body paint and chocolate-flavored Honey Dust (complete with a tickly little feather duster)? That's right up my alley, folks. Chocolatey goodness, come to mama.*

*And Curtis too.

That's what I'm going to be up to this Valentine's Day. Up to my elbows in chocolate, that is!

So what are you gonna be doing? You haven't made plans yet? Well peep this: the good folks at EdenFantasys have graciously provided a $50 gift card to give away. Fifty smackeroos worth of tantalizing goodies, free for the taking. They've got a wide range of stuff, from demure sweet-smelling candles to tools that look like they should be in a mechanic's garage somewhere (think I'm kidding? Check out Bob's Pleasure Object!). And if you're not sure what something is (earrings or torture devices?), the site is SO user-friendly: tons of helpful reviews and tutorials help you choose the perfect accompaniment to an evening in.*

*Or, you know, a romp in the park or something if you're willing to risk getting a ticket.

Anyway, as usual, just leave a comment and you're entered. That's it! No fancy stuff required, although if you wanna let your friends know about the giveaway, that'd be sweet. Because let's face it: Valentine's Day is right around the corner - and who wouldn't want a little V-Day spice?

I'll choose a winner via Random.org next Monday, January 17th - so get to entering!!

PS - IMPORTANT: if you win, I'll need your email address, so be sure it isn't set to noreplycomment@blogger.com! If it is, here's the simple 3-step process to change it:

1. Go to your dashboard and click "edit profile"

2. Check the box that says "show my email address"

3. Save your profile

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